Good stock, good battle, good bye.

This is my little brother. In a nutshell. A FUCKING NUT. SHELL.

aircomboplus:

This turned out to be longer than I thought. Oh well, here’s me being fucking dumb. And oops I did it wrong. It’s which do you say, not which do you prefer. Oh well it’s too late. Cat’s out of the bag. Dick’s out of the ass

Questions:

-Your name and username.

-Where you’re from.

-Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, -Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.

-What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?

-What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?

-What’s the bug, that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?

-What do you say to address a group of people?

-What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?

-Be a wizard or a vampire?

-How old are you?

-Is it cold where you are?

-What is your favorite color?

-Do you have freckles?

-When is your birthday?

-What was the last thing you drank?

-Would you rather: Have a million dollars or a million friends?

-Eat a taco or a quesadilla?

-Be a shark or an elephant?

-Do you speak a second language? Say something in it.

-What do you call gym shoes?

-What do you call your grandparents?

-What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?

-What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

-Choose a book and read a passage from it.

-Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?

-Where do you live?

-Where do you wish you lived?

-Read the following words: Abrasion, Charm, Cinnamon, Demeanor, Elixir, Epiphany, Fermented, Heterodox, Iniquity, Labyrinth, Leisure, Mannequin, Mermaid, Pandemonium, Phoenix, Quidditch, Quintessential, Spice, Talisman, Unicorn, Warfare, Whiskey, Winter, Zest.

-Which do you say?: Chips or crisps? Jam or jelly? Rubbish or trash? Elevator or lift? Soda or pop? Pants or trousers? Taxi or cab? Mobile or cell phone?

-Do you have a phobia? If so, do you know its scientific name?

-Read the following tongue twister: Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

-End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.