December 2011
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WatchShe didn’t say anything about Tumblr. Sorry, Mom. I had to.
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Rob Delaney: My least favorite people (at this... →
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My least favorite people (at this second) are people who feel Obama “let them down” or “didn’t deliver on his promise.” Guys, “HOPE” was a one syllable slogan, a logo even, to get a corporate backed, big D Democrat elected in a cash contest. People like you are THE SAME THING as the “undecided”…
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Odesession: Nothing to Fear but the Beard Itself →
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An Ode to Commander Riker’s Beard
Hold it right there, back right the fuck back I’m about to serve you all a heart attack. In the future, far out in the recesses of space is a beard that sits on Will Riker’s face. But first, be warned and keep in your mind staring directly at it will make you…
So…this exists.
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Keep Calm & Make Tea: How To Pick Up A Girl Based... →
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Arcade Fire Show an Arcade Fire fan your tattoos.
The Avett Brothers Fans of The Avett Brothers are easy nuts to crack: Just start wearing vests and dabbling in black-and-white photography.
The Beatles Dress like her dad. Yes, it’s messed up, but we didn’t make the…
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Pincushion
I always liked the
photograph of Noir Kennedy, not kissing
babies, but lying on the cooling board,
Knowing future generations will
trace his mangled features
And on one afternoon.
I take a shovel and dig an old family
from under the Cherry Blossom,
and leave them on the kitchen floor:
The mother banged nails in her hands,
waiting for stigmata,
she was lipstick thin, soaked in
gin and...
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5 Years
Wired: Dani Williams
I can’t sleep.
Thoughts are forming and swirling through my brain as if nuclear fusion itself has been created only to be released in a mushroom cloud. I lay on my bed staring at the popcorn ceiling only to count the aspestis and seriously plot out how many books I can read before dawn, how fast I can clean my room, and how many times I can rearrange the books on my...
